Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,270 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 9/24 (200/1,000 points)
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!